c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

snorlaxatives:

i hate how fast october is going there’s only like 11 days until halloween and i’ve done literally nothing festive. haven’t watched any spooky movies, haven’t carved a pumpkin, i don’t even have a halloween costume yet… this is so problematic i’m dragging myself right now

clarenecessities:

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’ll kill you in real life, kevin”